Barnosky Gets Stronger the More They/Them Eats; Then Becomes a Hamburger!
Port Sheldon, MI - Known as “Pregnant Man,” they, them David Barnosky has the unique ability to absorb the unhinged rantings of the Democrat activists he eats. He had eaten a woke pregnant woman to become a woke pregnant man.
One day, Barnosky created the Ottawa Objects Facebook group. A new Facebook group, new chow, and new rants. Now Barnosky is determined to become the most powerful Democrat activist in the county. They,them is on an epic climb to the top of the food chain!
Barnosky explained “Everyone has some sort of special skill. I have a talent that sets me apart from others. I have the ability to eat whatever I want. And as much as I wanted, without getting sick. And based on what I eat and digest, … the ability to change my body.”
Then Barnosky said, “I want to be a hamburger!”Barnosky sang:
“There’s nothing in the world that can compare. With a hamburger, juicy and rare!
A hamburger lives for the pleasure it gives, it’s a thrill on the bill of fare.
Such heavenly food deserves the best, a home and contentness beneath my vest.
There’s nothing in the world that’s so divine As a hamburger, tender and fine!
I adore you, hamburger mine.”
Speaking at the Ottawa County Board of Commissioners meeting, Barnosky said to the Board during public comment: “Keep 'em coming and lots of onions!”
Joe Spaulding followed, calling the Board from home he plead, “Barnosky! Eat me! I will make you the most powerful Democrat activist in the county. You will become immortal!”
Barnosky replied, “I will gladly eat you Tuesday for a cheeseburger today.”