Barnosky Wiped Out Expecting Delivery of Son of Our Father Below
Port Sheldon, MI – Pregnant sailor David Barnosky, the Ottawa Impact stalker, is feeling the fatigue of they/them's third trimester. They/them is feeling wiped out from the extra stress of preparing for the stillborn delivery of the son of Satan, Our Father Below.
The stress made they/them cry out to the Ottawa Objects Facebook coven
Later that night, lying in bed, Barnosky begins to dream. They/them dreams they/them is sedated and goes into labor to give birth. They/them continues to dream to be awaken to be told that the baby was born stillborn, then hears an infant crying. With joy, they/them discovers the baby has Our Father Below's eyes, then gently rocks the cradle.