Biden Makes Bldhyindclapding In His Pants

Washington, D.C. - Li'l stinker Joey Biden appeared at a DNC event today at the National Education Association headquarters. Joey cooed to a woman in the audience, “you gotta say hi to me. We go back a long way. She was 12, I was 30—but anyway…” Before he finished cooing, Joey cried to mommie, “bldhyindclapding.”

“Oh Joey, did you make poopy woopy in your pantsy wantsy?,” asked mommie Jill Biden. “Trunalimunumaprzure, mommie,” Joey replied. Mommie then took little Joey by the hand and led him to the baby changing station.

“Merfin ruthers [unintelligible] [unintelligible] c'mon man [unintelligible] expodentially malarkey,” Joey pleaded with mommie. “Okay little Joey, mommie will take you to the ice cream truck right after we clean up your bumsy wumsy.”

Li'l Joey's friends wanted ice cream too. Karine Jean-Pierre begged, “Ice cream, um, the uh, one of the things that we, uh.” Joe's little playmate Kamala Harris wanted some too, “We must, together, eat ice cream together to see where we are, where we are headed, where we are going and our vision for where we should be, but also see it as a moment, yes, to, together, address the challenges of getting some ice cream.”

After getting his ice cream, Joey went back to playing open borders, destroy the economy, and weaponize the FBI. After he finished playing, a tired mommie had to pick his executive orders up off the floor and put him to bed. She then sat down with her friend Hillary to drink a bottle of Trader Joe's screw top chardonnay.