Call Her Admiral Adeline Hambley Now
Olive Township, Mich — Another first for Interim Health Officer Adeline Hambley! First demoted, now promoted!
The Ottawa County Deputy Health Officer, Marcia Mansaray, announced Tuesday that she will confirm her boss as the County's first trans employed four-star officer across any of the County departments.
Hambley, whose job includes being head of the Kinky Sex Education Week, will be ceremonially sworn in as a four-star admiral, making her the highest ranking official in the County.
“I am humbled to serve as the first four-star officer of the Ottawa County Department of Public Health and first openly insubordinate department head across any of the county departments,” Hambley said in a statement. “This is a momentous occasion and I am pleased to take this role for the historic nature of what it symbolizes. May this appointment be the first of many like it as we create a more insubordinate future.”
Hambley will lead the DPH employees who are dedicated to serving fetishes and kink.
In a phone interview following the announcement Tuesday, Hambley made clear the difference between her title and that of military admirals, and launched a pre-emptive strike on anyone who might speak at public comment in support of actual veterans.