David Barnosky Says “I Speak for the Employees!”
West Olive, MI - The Ottawa County Board of Commissioners meet on Tuesday. At public comment came the sound of ga-Zump! Everyone looked. Something had popped out of a chair.
It was sort of a man. They name was David Barnosky. Describe they? That's hard. I don't know if I can. They was largish. And older. And pregnant. And mossy. And they spoke with a voice that was sharpish and bossy.
“Chairman!” Barnosky said with a accusatory sneeze. “I am the Barnosky. I speak for the employees. I speak for the employees, for the employees have no tongues. And I'm asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs – Barnosky was very upset as they shouted and puffed – “You seem to be evaluating the employees as fast as you please. And now my poor employees are getting the crummies because they have gas from this oversight in their tummies.”
The Chairman yelled at the Barnosky, “Now listen here, They! All you do is yap-yap and say, 'Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Well, I have been elected, they, and I'm telling you I intend to go on doing just what I do! And for your information, you Barnosky, I'm fingering on evaluating
and EVALUATING
and EVALUATING
and EVALUATING,
more employees which the county, County, County needs!”
And the Barnosky said nothing. Just gave Spaulding a glance … just gave a very sad, sad backward glance … as they lifted the seat of they pants. And the audience will never forget the look on they face when they heisted up they belly and took leave of the place through a door at the back without leaving a trace.