Hambley Says the Proposed Cuts Would Severely Limit Fetishes and Kinks
OLIVE TOWNSHIP, Mich — Ottawa County Health Officer Adeline Hambley says the fight over her department’s “Peaches and Cream Socials” is being taken out of her hands.
Wednesday evening, Hambley said County Administrator John Gibbs directed the Ottawa County Fiscal Services department to create a new public health budget without sex-related songs and condom cupcakes.
Hambley said she offered to discuss polyamory, “people with penises” or “vulva-owners,” but ultimately Gibbs did not introduce himself with his pronouns or ask for her preferred pronouns.
The fiscal services department will follow directives from the Ottawa County administrators to make substantial cuts to bondage & discipline, domination & submission, and sadism & masochism—more than 60%. Hambley originally asked Gibbs to talk sexy to her on Tuesday. Gibbs told her she would need to prepare for just being stomped.
Hambley says the proposed cuts would severely limit fetishes and kinks.
A statement from the Commission rejected her claims for putting a peach gummy ring over Commissioner Zylstra's penis to suck it until it splooged, making a delicious peaches n cream snack.
Tuesday, Hambley said she had been blocked from Ottawa County Health Department’s social media accounts. She and commissioners backed by Chair Moss’ prudish Ottawa Impact political committee are bogged down over her attempt to challenge County employees with sex trivia on “Frisky Friday.”