The Magical Bergman Recall Petition Tour
West Olive, MI – The Ottawa County Board of Commissioners meet on Tuesday. Commissioner Roger Bergman shared his love of pedophiles and the Beatles song MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR.
AWAY IN THE AUDIENCE, beyond the podium, sat 4 or 5 signature collectors. By KNOCKING ON DOORS they turn District 10 into a MAGICAL BERGMAN RECALL PETITION TOUR. If you volunteer, the petitioners will take you to marvelous addresses in District 10.
Maybe BERGMAN has been on a MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR of Minor Attracted Persons without even realizing it when he voted No to the Resolution to Protect Childhood Innocence.
Then petitioner David, joined by three other petitioners in the Board room, went to the podium. David said, “Good evening Commissioners, ladies and gentleman. Welcome to the Roger Bergman Recall Petition Tour! I am collecting the signatures. All my friends call me Farmer Dave and you are ALL my friends! Everyone comfy? SPLENDID!”
Then the magic began with joyous singing!
[Intro: David]
(Sign up, sign up for the recall petition tour! Sign up on SignUpGenuis!)
[Verse: David, Lori, Kristen & Michele]
Sign up, sign up for the recall tour
Sign up, sign up for the recall tour
Sign up (And that's an invitation), sign up for the recall tour
Sign up (To make a reservation), sign up for the recall tour
The magical Bergman recall petition tour is waiting to take your signature away
Waiting to take your signature today
Sign up, sign up for the recall tour
Sign up, sign up for the recall tour
Sign up (We've got everything you need), sign up for the recall tour
Sign up (Ink pen guaranteed), sing up for the recall tour
The magical Bergman recall petition tour is hoping to take your signature away
Hoping to take your signature today
Recall trip
Aaaah... the magical Bergman recall petition tour
Sign up, sign up for the recall tour
Sign up (And that's an invitation), sign up for the recall tour
Sign up (To make a reservation), sign up for the recall tour
The magical Bergman recall petition tour is coming to take your signature away
Coming to take your signature today
The magical Bergman recall petition tour is dying to take your signature away
Dying to take your signature, take it today
Then the merry petitioners returned to their seats. At the Commissioners table sat a sad little Bergman. He thinks HE's THE CHAIR! He's quite harmless.